The Autopsy — Free marketing exam5.0 on Google
A $1,000 strategy session— yours free today
Find out if your marketing is alive or just twitching.
Search your business and we'll examine your real website, Google profile, reviews, and social — live, right now. You get a diagnosis, a side-by-side against the competitors beating you, and a 90-day recovery plan. Free.
- How's my Google SEO?
- What's broken on my site?
- Who's beating me and how?
- Is my Google profile costing me leads?
What the exam reveals
This isn't a quiz. It's a diagnosis.
Three things land in your inbox in under a minute — all built from live data pulled from your own presence.
Know your actual condition
Stop guessing whether your marketing is working. You're graded across every channel that drives customers, so you know exactly what state things are really in.
Find where you're bleeding customers
Most businesses lose people at one specific point — a slow site, a thin Google profile, no reviews. We find the exact wound.
Get a recovery plan, not more theory
A prioritised 30/60/90 day roadmap built from your own results. You'll know exactly what to do Monday morning.
Inside the autopsy
Six things most agencies charge you for.
Everything below is generated from live data about your business — including how you stack up against the competitors your customers are comparing you to right now.
Your grade, A–F
One honest number across six channels, weighted by what actually drives customers.
The primary wound
We rank every channel by the points you can recover, then name the single move to make first.
Competitor comparison
See the top businesses in your category near you, side by side — rating, review count, and who's outliving you.
Benchmark vs. typical
Channel by channel, whether you're ahead or behind the typical local business.
The evidence
Every raw measurement behind your grade — load speed, LCP, schema, alt text, review counts. Nothing hand-waved.
A 30/60/90 day recovery plan
Prioritized actions built from your own results, each with a concrete first step.
We do this every day
We perform this exam for a living.
Maze Marketing Dev is a hands-on team. We build the sites, run the marketing and fix the Google profiles for real local businesses week after week. This audit runs the same checks we run for paying clients.
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Why trust us with this
Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.
They showed us exactly why our phone wasn't ringing — our Google profile had no photos and 4 reviews. Six weeks later we're booked out.
Danielle R.
Owner, home services
The audit was more useful than the two paid consultants we hired last year. No fluff, just what was broken and what to fix first.
Marcus T.
Founder, fitness studio
I expected a sales pitch. I got a straight report and a plan I could hand to my own team. That's why we ended up hiring them.
Priya S.
Director, dental practice
Why people trust this
Built on findings, not opinions.
Live data, not a quiz
Every score comes from a real check against your site, Google profile and social accounts.
Under 60 seconds
No forms to chase, no consultant call required before you see anything.
Free, no card, no catch
You keep the report whether or not you ever speak to us.
No spam, ever
One email with your report. No drip sequence, no sales cadence.
Your data stays private
Stored securely, never sold or shared with third parties.
Honest diagnoses
If something's already working, we say so. We don't manufacture problems.
No small print
Before you put your details in
The honest answers to everything people ask us before they hit start.
Is this really free? What's the catch?
It's free and there's no card. We'd love to work with you, but you keep the full report either way — and there's a one-click 'just email me the report' option at the end.
What will you do with my email?
We send your report to it. That's it. No drip sequence, no sales cadence, no selling or sharing your details with anyone.
How is this different from the free audits everyone offers?
Most 'audits' are a quiz that spits out a template. This performs a live exam on your actual website, Google Business Profile, reviews, social accounts and ad activity, right now, while you watch.
Will you just tell me everything is broken?
No. If something is already working we grade it well and say so. Manufacturing problems would waste both our time.
How long does it take?
Under 60 seconds from the moment you hit start. No call required to see your results.
Am I obligated to book a call?
Not at all. The invite at the end is one soft ask with an equally sized 'no thanks' option.
Ready to find out what's really going on?
Run the free autopsy and get your diagnosis plus a 30/60/90 day recovery plan in under a minute. No card, no call required, no spam.
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